Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)" I thinks she's going to break my heart" On arrival of the girl" The flannel is fine honey, but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!

Christopher Moore
Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)
Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)
Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)
Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)
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In a world where "special" means a girl with an amazing body or perfect hair, this question can imply she has something different. The gay waiter is asking this to make the guy feel bad about his choice. The flannel is fine, but he has'nt seen anyone that over accedorized since batman. He's making fun of the fact the guy was going to get married and the girl he chose was over dressed.

Source: Bloodsucking Fiends

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